nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
Fuck my heart.
brb crying my eyes out
Justin Bieber at his deposition saying he was “detrimental” to his own career when he really meant “instrumental”
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
EMPHASIZE YOUR FOOD.
THOSE ARE THE MOST DRAMATIC PANCAKE I’VE EVER SEEN.